Equi-Mass – Because Size Does Matter (Even If You Can’t Admit It)
"The forbidden fruit of mass gainers."
It’s the holy grail of muscle-building—crafted for those with an unyielding need to be bigger, stronger, and possibly questioned by airport security every time they take off their jacket.
This isn’t some fluffy “get toned” blend. Equi-Mass is the mass gainer equivalent of a bare-knuckled bar fight in an abandoned warehouse.
It’s unapologetically intense, relentlessly powerful, and maybe—just maybe—a little over-the-top. But hey, you’re here because you’re willing to flirt with extremes, right?
The Ingredients:
1,4-OHP - This isn’t just an anabolic precursor; it’s the battle cry of supplements. It’s here to bulldoze through your limits like they’re made of tissue paper.
17beta {3ketoethyl}-androsta-1,4-diene-3-one, 17a-ol Suspension, 200mg - Rolls off the tongue like a gentle lullaby, right? Just kidding. It’s as subtle as a brick through a window, delivering massive power to your muscles and strength gains that only the truly obsessed can appreciate.
3β-Hydroxy-5-androsten-17-one - Suspension, 200mg - The kind of ingredient that makes lesser mass gainers hide in shame. Expect size, fullness, and a recovery boost that could make Wolverine jealous.
Who’s This For?
Not the faint of heart, that’s for sure. Equi-Mass is designed for the guy who rolls his eyes at the word “moderation.” It’s for those who hear "extreme mass gainer" and think, "Finally, something worth my time."
So if you’re happy with “lean muscle” or “a little extra definition,” Equi-Mass isn’t just not for you—it actively mocks you.
But if you’re ready to commit to the iron, if you’ve embraced the absurdity of chasing size like it’s your only mission on earth, then welcome.
Equi-Mass will push you to grow beyond the limits of decency, so much so that the only thing harder than your workouts will be explaining to your grandma why your arms no longer fit in her holiday sweaters.
Equi-Mass: Because getting huge should be a little terrifying.
